понедельник, 17 сентября 2012
But they really need more sparkles. And if only the ink was more feminine. maybe pink or purple or even pale green. And maybe the ink could sparkle too? So I'd feel like a princess when I write?
But really, whatever the men at Bic think is best. I'm sure they know what I need.
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I bought these pens to display my gender dominance. I had no idea my husband would actually have the audacity to use them. I now come home to my husband with his muscular body crammed into my small lingerie. I can't find my heels in the morning because he has been hiding them in his toolbox so he can wear them to work. Although he now leaves the toilet seat down I don't think I can bear to listen to him cry over another episode of the bachelor! Please add warning labels to your packaging!
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I asked my boyfriend if he would buy me this pen so I could finally write. His response, no. Now go make me a sandwich.
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Gary, my darling son in law, bought me this beautiful boxed set of 12 'Lady Biros', because he knows how much I love to sit at home of an evening with a biro in my hand. Sometimes I use my Lady Biro to compose love poems to Paul Ross, sometimes to Peter Andre and sometimes I use them for certain other things.
When I have it gently grasped between my thumb and fingers nothing can stop me.
Here's one I wrote earlier...
Paul, Paul, I give you my all.
You drive me up the bedroom wall
And down again. I grab my pen
To serenade one of my favourite men.
Paulie, Paulie, I love you sorely
And luckily I live in Crawley (I moved there to be closer to you).
Ross, Ross, the others are dross
I love you more than candy floss.
And with this pen I do it again.
Paul, you drive me round the ben(d).
My pen-is my tool, I use it and you'll
See that love is no fool, when I drivel and drool.
...I would recommend these pens to any lady, or man who likes to write love poems.
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This is such a pretty pen:, the shape, the color, the soft gel-like material. I was ready for a pen the would attend to all my womenly wows and I knew if anyone could do it, dic, I mean bic, could. Now I had a pen that I could use discretely in my office and no one would be the wiser. Imagine my disappointment when it ripped from the box, pushed the button, and waited for the vibrations. All I got was ink. Frown. It doesn't even feel that good. Try again bic, do some more research on what women really want.
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И, на мой взгляд, лучший:
How on earth can a supposedly responsible company like Bic unleash such a dangerous and revolutionary product?
We've seen what happened once we gave votes and jobs to women - just think of the potential for damage to the natural order should they gain mastery over the written word. Gentlemen, if you are unwise enough to encounter this sorry object, please ensure it is kept in the only safe and appropriate place: a locked cabinet along with your wallet, credit cards and your wife's shoes!
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